HAY CARUMBA!! I can't believe what I just read. Hopefully Mayor Daley hasn't heard the news! The Mayor of Mexico City is giving out free Viagra and various other impotence drugs to men 70 and older. Is this part of the NAFTA agreement, in very, very, very small print? What's up with this? Whoops, bad pun... It seems the wackadoodle Mexican Mayor believes, "sexuality has a lot to do with the quality of life and our happiness". Wow, the way to a happier country is through erectile dysfunction drugs and NOT free elections. Sorry, Jimmy Carter you may not be needed in the third world anymore to count votes... just pass out meds. Oh and President Bush before you go, bring the troops home, and unite Iraq with pharmaceuticals. Why didn't Dick Cheney think of this, he's over 70 and looks unhappy? Besides it's a hell of a lot cheaper than the invasion. Instead of democratizing the world ...oh you get the point.
I think in this country we have plenty of Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Men are free to pop the pills hourly, in ten minute intervals, by the handful like yummy blue M&Ms, or in place of a daily vitamin. We CARE about the happiness of our citizens. Oh but wait! Hold on just one sec...what about women?! How many women are happier as a result? I'd like to hold a special election with that question on the ballot. Maybe we can get one of those "trophy wives" to count the votes, after all who's more qualified to know about sex with a man pumped full of Viagra? Hey girlies, wanna help? Maybe you'll get to meet Jimmy Carter.
I say congratulations to the Mexican Mayor for creative political thinking, but he may have some serious "splainin" to do to the women of Mexico City.
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Apparently it's only for men over 70 because sexuality "has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness." I think Mayor Marcelo Ebrard is a horny bastard and how old is he? Is he in his 70's? Is he trying to get free hard-on pills? Does his wife approve? Or is it his mistress that begs for it every Tuesday? Apparently they will be distributed at three centers that specialize in sexual health for the elderly. The men will receive medical examinations before receiving the pills. They estimated 112,000 men 70 or older live in the Federal District (a.k.a D.F) which has a population of 8.7 million, (mind you the entire city which includes Mexico City and DF has 29 million people).
My father is 86 years old, and just last night he was telling me that he is not getting any business and the situation is really bad, maybe I will tell him to go get some pills, then he can go to the local bar and sell them for $20.00 a piece, hey 20 dollars is a lot of money in Pesos, specially when it's 14.00 pesos to a dollar. Dad is a doctor do you think it’s too late to switch careers? He can be a Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis dealer.
Now about putting it on a ballot, I wouldn’t be able to say yes or no, but I can tell you that if they invented Viagra for women I know a few that would take it everyday. Maybe Viagra for women would get rid of bitchy pre and post menopausal attitudes.
About Dick Cheney, PLEASE do NOT give him any Viagra, him and G Bush have already screwed us enough, however I would love to get a 70 year old Mexican man to take 2 or 3 Viagras, lock Cheney, Bush and Mexican man in one room and let the 70 year old have his way with both of them, that’s what I call "everything that goes around, comes around"...
Let's see - an election to see how much of the population would want free flowing erectile dysfunction drugs how much would not.
If it was just older men and older women would it be all of the men for and all the women against? If it was between young men and young women would the lines become blurred? If it was men and sheep ah no - sheep don't vote but according to old cowboys they do lie.
Please don't bring Jimmy Carter into this. He has already told Playboy Magazine that just wanting sex is adultery. I wonder what gets adulterated. My little wewe would never hurt a flea never mind adulterate anything.
Oh and I strongly believe that erectile disfunction drugs lead to happiness more than free elections because I just suffered through a free election.
I'm not concerned about the outcome - only about the distortion of the truth served up be the free press using its right to free speech.
So - in summary I'll take free erections over free elections.
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