Saturday, August 9, 2008

Jenna Jameson for Congress

Does the name Jenna Jameson sound familiar? It didn't to me but thank you E Channel for your informative documentary; I love to learn. Whew, now in case her name comes up at a cocktail party I won't stand there wondering if she's the junior senator from North Dakota. Jenna, you crafty career gal, you're the biggest porn star in history; a veritable industry. You even have a bobble head doll in your image. I have a car that gets good gas mileage. I'm just wondering however, was law school ever an option? Maybe you should have run Hillary's campaign, as it seems you're far better with finances and personal promotion. I bet Bill wouldn't have been so cranky with you around. And If you could have convinced Hillary to get one or two tatoos like yours she might have had wider appeal. Oh well too late for her, but I might get one.

I learned Jenna and I have nothing in common except number of divorces. I'm certain however, my ex-husbands would rather have been married to her. I guess I wouldn't blame them as she probably doesn't whine as much about the weather. I couldn't gather from the documentary whether she is a Democrat or Republican. Hmmmmmmm, I wonder if Jenna's ever slept in the White House? Maybe she should run for public office after all a wrestler and body builder became Governors. Whoops, I almost forgot, an actor was President. I think the country's ready for a porn star politician. Jenna, were you for the "surge"?

I should probably buy her book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star", since I was an English major and love to.....read.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about us poor read men who don't know who she is. Maybe we would like to vote for her as president. From what you say she might be the third point in a very weird triangle.

Most of us like porn but we would have to tell our kids that they have to be 40 to learn about politics and can vote.

So I guess I have to ask "What did she do? And, who did she screw?

Dr. Ruth formally known as Viking Jen said...

So I did some research and now I am jealous. Check this out: By 1996, she had won the three top newcomer awards from pornographic film industry organizations. She has since won more than 20 adult film awards, and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame.[9][10]
Jameson founded pornographic entertainment company ClubJenna in 2000 with Jay Grdina, whom she later married..

Now two things; 1) I've never won awards so I guess I should have been a porn star. 2) I found that info in Wikipedia and I can't find a thing about myself in Wikipedia.. Why? Who do I have to sleep with to get those two things?...

Anonymous said...

this is regressive feminism. afterall, the most famous and richest porn star of them all married Jeff Koons. AND any of the works he made with her in it, assuming that she kept them, are worth in the millions. so the moral of this story is marry a rich man?

Dr. Ruth formally known as Viking Jen said...

OH NO!... I have to marry a rich man to win awards and make it into Wikipedia??? Oh Hell no! I'll download something of mine to youtube AND Part City stores has really cute trophies for .99 each.