Ok, I know you're out there! Come out, come out where ever you are! Those boys and girls who didn't check in with their "random" thoughts about themselves in my earlier blog, I want you! What better subject than yourself? Isn't that everyone's favorite topic? "Enough about me, what do you think about me"? The kids are having fun with the game on "Facebook" and this is a chance to parallel play. Click on "comments" at the bottom and just write what comes to mind. No real thinking required! Even if you contributed already, I want more, more, more!!! WHERE'S JEN JEN? Come on girl, you always have something to say! I know Tom and my sister will sign on again. "Grl Wndr" where are you?
Cat got your tongue?... read the "comments" on "Random thoughts about Me" (Feb 17) as they are funny and fabulous and you'll get the hang of it. I'll jump start the new list because I am definitely my favorite subject.
1. I comparison shop for gas
2. I got arrested in college for stealing a yearbook from the SAE house
3. My dad got me a lawyer
4. I married Billy my next door neighbor when I was 7
5. I hope it wasn't legal
6. All I have in the refrigerator is milk
7. My sister used to hit me with my dad's shoes
8. I finally had sex in college with a mysterious Bob Dylan type grad student
9. I hate board games
10.I wanted to be Dale Evans when I grew up
11.I kinda am Dale Evans
12.I would still "trick or treat" if I could do it without getting arrested
13.I haven't had my roots colored in 8 weeks
14.They look like crap
15.I like to sneak in front of people in line
Enough about me....although there's never really enough.....WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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I bared my soul in random thought
So i am e mailing you a picture of my mom when she was 18
i think you will get the picture
tom
I'm Bob Dylan and I don't remember you. Are you sure that you weren't confused and had sex with Dale Evans - or Roy perhaps (hope he took his guns off).
Word has it that you simply "took" the candy from 4 year old "trick or treaters" last year. Come on, let's get it all out.
Neither you nor any of your friends have come close to that guy who cut the cheese in a 3'x3' room with the girl next door and the door was closed. Rummer has it that she ran away from home to be an LA street walker the following day. That's getting it all out.
Seriously, this is Billy and I got an annulment years ago - hate line jumpers.
OMG I made it into your blog!!! It feels like a standing ovation.! Here we go.. You want more? I give you more.
1) In 4th grade I found my dad's Playboy magazine and cut out the center folds and some other boob shots and sold them to my guy friends in school for 2.00 pesos each. (In sales since that age darling)
2) I was caught by my maid having sex in my mom’s living room twice. She never said a word.
3) I told a guy I wanted to be his girlfriend because I had a huge crush on his sister.
4) I wanted to be Tina Turner, legs and all.
5) My best friend Alex dressed me up as a Drag Queen and we went to the gay bars. I got 6 phone numbers from 6 different guys and 5 of them were straight. (Didn’t call any one of them)
7) I went to Macy's with my best friend and we pretended we were from France, accent and all.
8) I don't speak French.
9) My dad told my step brother I never did drugs, my step brother told him I smoked pot and I denied it telling my dad that my step brother was a drug dealer.
10) The truth is that I was a pothead and my bro never did any drugs in his life but my dad believes my story to this day. ha ha!
11) When my sister found out I was gay she blamed it on herself and told the Therapist I was gay because she never let me borrow her sweaters.. I promise you she said that, no lie. No lie. To this day I am still gay and my sister still doesn’t share her clothes with me.. Lets blame my sister for my sexuality why don't we. Sounds good to me...ha ha.
12) I legally married a man just for benefits, and illegally married a woman. Divorced both. Done with the marriage thing. Been there, done that. I rather live in sin.
13) I am a true believer that I have to try everything at least once.
14) I've always wanted to jump from a airplane at 30,000 feet above sea level. I love heights.
15) When I was 17 I told a friend if she got naked and ran around the block I would give her $1000 dollars on February 30th... She did run naked and didn't realize that February doesn't have 30 days until February 27th.
16) I hate visiting Mexico City.. Why? Well a 5 letter word DRAMA!
But I do miss my Mom and Dad.
17) In my 30's I had an affair with my bosses’ wife.
18) Gail and I NEVER smoked pot together, even though our family always thought we did...I wish we had now that I think about it.
19) Terry, I would love to get in contact with you. Tell Gail to give you my e-mail and lets connect. Ok prima?
20) Gail you are too darn funny. Come visit me in Dallas. You too Terry.
21) Gail, I am not going to tell all my secrets on blogger darling. But you wanted more input on your list, now you have it
22) I wish I could have a family reunion with just the "cool" cousins. Well that would be a very small reunion.. Table for how many? 4? One chair is reserved for you Terry. That leaves one more seat, who could that be? Votes anyone?
I'm getting really tired of the internet, and having faceless, contactless interactions with people...if they really are people at all.
that said, I break out in a cold sweat when having to really see people, look them in the eye and try to get beyond whatever superficial thing is between us.
I guess I'm looking for something like nameless, faceless intimacy.
What happened to the Hippies?
i brought a group of my friends to Meigs Field to hear the Rolling Stones play at Soldier Field, believing we'd have AWESOME access...but we could've had the same experience seated in the rest area of the Skyway, i.e. none.
this sucks.
This is a great way to express:
I love motherhood and grandmotherhood
I love to cook
I love to read
I love Clint Eastwood
I am addicted to top[ chef on bravo
I am thrilled that the democrats won the election
I hope president Obama will be our greatest president ever
Spinach is my favorite food
I loved being a commercial artist (decorative illustration)
Hate Clint Eastwood. Hate helpless women. My best friend is a very short black french woman named Ruby. Love to be alone in the morning. Wish I was Mark Rothko even now. Can't stand gyms or beauty shops.. too many mirrors. I'd like to own some cows. TJK
Terry, you want to own a cow? I milked 5000cows in Israel are you sure you can stand picking up cow poop?. I also hate Gyms and beauty shops but not because of the mirrors but because of the smell, and forget about me going to nail salons, wanna get high on fumes? Get a manipedi OMG, I gave my girlfriend a spa giftcard at a nail salon, I was in the room with her and after about 10 minutes I asked the manager if she could put on some Pink Floyd or Bod Dylan music and looked around for the bong I had major flash-back of my stoner days .. What's wrong with those people? They bitch at smokers? Smell the fumes ladies!!! That can kill you faster than second hand smoke.. I need a cigarete NOW!.
Anonymous, you want to see faces? Sign up to facebook. You can see all the faces you want darling.
Gail, you had me thinking for a while on what I've done that can or can't be published, so for now I will keep my "bad girl secrets" to myself because your mom might read them and she'll think I one crazy bitch, ok crazy I am, bitch sometimes but not every month though.
Ok twist my arm, I'll give you the "not so bad ones" just for the list Gail
1) I like popcorn with lemon and Tabasco sauce.
2) When I go grocery shopping I open a red bull, drink it while shopping and not pay for it. Why? Because my grocery bill is not less than 80.00 and why not damn it?.
3) I am a big flirt
4) I could eat 5-dozen oysters in one sitting but never tried because God knows what could happen.
5) I dated a fire fighter just because I wanted to ride on the truck and once I did that I broke up with her.. Bad bad bad girl aren't I? Hey I was in my late 20's.
6) I used to drive a limo for a living and let me tell you, you see a lot of kinky thinks happening on that back seat. Forget about watching porno flicks, drive a limo.
7) Porno makes me laugh. Not into it at all.
8)I once wore one black shoe and one blue shoe just because my boss was colorblind.
9) People who don’t like soccer are crazy.
10) I have a phobia for butterflies. It’s called Mothophobia go to www.ihatebutterflies.com I’m not the only one.
11) I would take Johnny Depp and John Bon Jovi for a roll on the hey just for few hours
12) My mother forces me to wear make-up and that’s one of the many reason I don’t live with her. Hahaha., I love my mom but she always wanted to make a femme out of me. Sorry Mom, no can do.
13) I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses
Done..
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