Girls, girls, girls, and I'm talkin' to you cuties under 35, there are storm clouds looming on the horizon. I just heard that underage Viagra use is on the rise. Oy! Men in their 30s are popping the blue M&Ms. What are they thinking? Are you boys sneaking into dad's stash? Come on now the pills are for your poor old father trying to keep his sex drive alive not 30 year old testosterone machines. If you can't get it up at your age see a shrink , don't steal from dad. What's goin' on out there?
Rumor has it women have caused this early rush to the medicine cabinet. Apparently the youngsters are feeling threatened. Bummer. It seems the girls raised by " baby boomer" mothers are strong, career driven, financially, socially and uh oh , sexually secure. And voila the boys have performance anxiety. But let's stay calm. Don't dive for the drugs just yet. Men, I don't get why you don't love these women to pieces. They earn a shit load of money and want sex; sounds like a dream come true. Don't be nervous, be brave...and happy . I wish my mother had raised me that way instead of my having to desperately find a career and earn a living after a failed marriage. Very bad preparation Mom . I'm sure I didn't threaten any man's ego, but then again I was poor with no job. I wreaked of "help , come save me"! I guess that's arousing.
"Step away from the medicine cabinet and put the Viagra down boys". Dad needs it not you. Save the meds for the golden years when the old prostate's acting up and nothing works. Besides the little pills are expensive; a lifetime of Viagra could deprive one of your kids of a college education.
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