Cialis, Larry King, or McDreamy?

I need an exorcist that specializes in presidential elections. Politics have taken over my brain; infiltrated my every thought and conversation. I've lost friends and influenced no people with my opinions. There must be more to life than Democrats and Republicans. I need some pre-election fun. I need better/more medication. I obviously need to be alone. Sadly, television is my only companion. Truthfully, thank God, "Grey's Anatomy", "Desperate Housewives", and "Brothers and Sisters" start up again this week. At long last, empty & mindless diversion! Any moment spent not thinking about the price of oil is a moment worth spending with those wacky gals on Wisteria Lane.

Bye-bye MSNBC and CNN; thanks for the anxiety and high blood pressure. So long Larry King and your really bad hair days. No offense babe but it blows my mind to think you got seven women to marry you. Wow and huh!? Hopefully, so long to all those commercials about erectile dysfunction. It was weird that so many ads on the cable news channels were for Cialis. Although I recently read that there is more interest in the campaign among older voters than younger ones ...thus the ads? Thanks to Barack Obama and John McCain, I now know there are 3 types of Cialis: the original (whatever that means), 36 hour (whatever that means) and the new, daily Cialis (whatever that means). Whoa, so much to learn before the season premiere of Grey's Anatomy on Thursday.

Feeling completely ignorant and pressed for time I asked my friend Dan about Cialis. He looked at me like I was nuts, yet thoughtfully replied "huh"? Does anyone know the difference between the original, 36 hour and daily dose? Quickly I posed the same question to my buddy John. John, sorry I scared you. He didn't know the answer but seemed mortified speculating a daily dose could cause a 24 hour erection and he'd end up in the emergency room. I defintely get the feeling more specific information is needed from these commercials. So for all of you glued to cable news, let me know if you find out the difference. As for me ,I'll be watching with baited breath to see if Meredith and McDreamy really get back together... and I hope they don't mention being a Republican or Democrat.