Is anyone else sick and tired of texting? What is so freaking hard about holding a phone up to your ear and talking into it? Is it too heavy? Did you lose your voice along with your car keys and glasses? Texting has become a life style. I refuse to devote my waking hours to answering text messages. I hate engaging in entire conversations via my thumbs. Aside from all the typos and the fact that I can hardly see the teeny tiny keys (which almost makes my brain explode), I want to look up, not stare down at the key board. Use voice texting you say? Whoever is in my phone makes more errors than I do and is not a good listener.
Ironically, or via my bad date karma I met someone on Match.com that brought texting to a whole new level. A level which only exists in the matrix or hell. After reading his profile I thought he might be someone worth pursuing. We picked a time and place to meet for coffee and exchanged phone numbers in case one of us was late or had to cancel at the last minute. Reasonable planning if you're not "The Profligate Texter." It was as if I said "ready, set, text!" Non-stop all day and most of the night I heard ping, ping, ping from my phone. Words, pictures and links bombarded me. Every thought he had or movement he made generated a text. At first I was polite and answered, which was a very bad idea as then the texts came faster and faster. Is this normal now? Or was I living in the techno dark ages? I thought about throwing my phone at the wall or giving it to a priest to perform an exorcism. Finally I texted him that I was spent, exhausted, practically unconscious and could not keep up with his warp speed. I desperately needed a time-out, a moment to remember verbalizing.
After one cup of coffee I realized we were as mismatched in person as in text messages. I texted him good-bye, got up and left.
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