Randomly speaking about me

Crap. I'm totally out of the internet "cool" group which completely bums me out. Tragically, the last time I was "cool" was high school and maybe a few days in college before I cut my hair. I just read there's a big fun hip happening on Facebook. And btw, I'm such a dud I've never visited the storied site and don't really know what it is or does. Nope, "I'm lookin' for love in all the wrong places" I guess. This big fest is called, "25 Random Things About Me". What could possibly be more fun!? Or more boring? RANDOM is the operative word in this writing exercise and so far 5 million people have been willing to 'fess up. Wow, and why?

It sounds kinda intriguing however and time filling. Just to prove I'm not a complete internet loser I've decided to give it a try... but cheat and only write 15. More than that would require a therapist and medication. I'm pleading, begging on my freaking hands and knees that I'm not alone in this. Please, please, pretty please write at LEAST 1 random thought about yourself in the "Comments" at the bottom. I'm on the ledge, don't let me die out here alone!

1. I wanted to marry Spin of the "Spin and Marty" show when I was 10.
2. On second thought I really just wanted his horse.
3. I wanted to be a cheerleader in high school, but "white girl couldn't jump".
4. I cried when Adlai Stevenson lost the election
5. I didn't have sex in high school
6. I only eat the frosting and leave the cake
7. I keep ice skates in the trunk of my car
8. I've been watching "All My Children" for 35 years
9. I never read "War and Peace" but say I did
10. I saw the Beatles at Comiskey Park in Chicago in the '60s, but my
parents had better seats
11. I washed my dad's car with SOS by mistake, but didn't know it was a mistake
12. I wish Oprah would call
13. I can cook but pretend I can't
14. I lie about my mother's age
15 She lies about mine