Could Viagra in the drinking water be next?!?!?!

HAY CARUMBA!! I can't believe what I just read. Hopefully Mayor Daley hasn't heard the news! The Mayor of Mexico City is giving out free Viagra and various other impotence drugs to men 70 and older. Is this part of the NAFTA agreement, in very, very, very small print? What's up with this? Whoops, bad pun... It seems the wackadoodle Mexican Mayor believes, "sexuality has a lot to do with the quality of life and our happiness". Wow, the way to a happier country is through erectile dysfunction drugs and NOT free elections. Sorry, Jimmy Carter you may not be needed in the third world anymore to count votes... just pass out meds. Oh and President Bush before you go, bring the troops home, and unite Iraq with pharmaceuticals. Why didn't Dick Cheney think of this, he's over 70 and looks unhappy? Besides it's a hell of a lot cheaper than the invasion. Instead of democratizing the world ...oh you get the point.

I think in this country we have plenty of Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Men are free to pop the pills hourly, in ten minute intervals, by the handful like yummy blue M&Ms, or in place of a daily vitamin. We CARE about the happiness of our citizens. Oh but wait! Hold on just one sec...what about women?! How many women are happier as a result? I'd like to hold a special election with that question on the ballot. Maybe we can get one of those "trophy wives" to count the votes, after all who's more qualified to know about sex with a man pumped full of Viagra? Hey girlies, wanna help? Maybe you'll get to meet Jimmy Carter.

I say congratulations to the Mexican Mayor for creative political thinking, but he may have some serious "splainin" to do to the women of Mexico City.