A moment of silence PLEASE

Yipee! Who wants to join me for a free "grand slam" breakfast at Denny's this morning? I'm running a little late, because the freebee food started at 6 a.m but if I forego showering, (ok, so you'll have to sit at another booth), and throw on some gym shorts I can make it. Maybe twice. Or even three times. I eat fast . Btw, what is a "grand slam" breakfast? I like the sports reference, but it's not baseball season. Who cares, isn't this great?!? And what a change from the bleak, depressing news that hounds us, 24/7. Can't those guys just shut up! Who else wants a minute of silence every day on CNN, Fox, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CBS...although I doubt those guys can shut their traps for that long. "Blah, blah, blah, disaster, blah, blah, ruin, blah, blah, bail out, blah, blah, recession". Get off my freaking screen!

I'm lovin' Dennys for bringing me these few happy hours. In celebration I may not even read the paper today or listen to the news. Is Sesame Street still on? And what time? There's no law saying I have to watch it with a 5 year old. "What's up Kermit"? Or how about that big purple creature, or the one with the sponge pants; I bet they're not talkin' "asset backed securities, or foreclosure". I say bring back the "Mickey Mouse Club" for the baby boomers who are scared out of their freaking minds. I always wanted to be a Mousketeer and think I'm onto something here. Boomers in mouse hats singing about what day of the week it is! Nice huh? And happy!

I'm off to Denny's as I'm hungry ,so whatever they're serving I'm eating. Free tastes good... Meet me?